Score: 10

"Great"

submission: Still Alive - Portal

date: January 24, 2008

but my god....that glados face when she's angry scared the shit out of me.

Score: 0

"Lags like bloody fuck."

submission: Battlemachy Demo

date: March 6, 2007

top grade laptop w/ all the features off

still lags on the first level!

gratuitous 1's across the board but you shouldn't churn out stuff without making dam sure its gonna work.

Score: 9

"Very good, and tips for ppl that keep dying"

submission: gogo Happy & Smile

date: February 20, 2007

First off great game

2nd thing, keep to the air when possible and shoot from below, esp with the shotgun

The final boss is super easy. 2 words: attack spam, earthquake and super, along with melees, shoot him when he gets up to recharge. Just keep the guy airborne.

Score: 8

"Loved it"

submission: Thanks for all the fish!

date: April 5, 2006

could work on the graphics a bit, but its HGTTG, and that's all that matters. Violence got a 10 because the earth explodes after.

woulda got a 9 but how did the dolphin's rockets blast off with water all around em XD

Score: 1

"Glitchy"

submission: Moroni's March

date: April 4, 2006

Sprites walk through walls, peasants bounce off what they're building and go in the wrong direction, wasting time and money, others just drop straight down through the ground

Score: 5

"Can't someone with talent make one?"

submission: Particle Man!1!@! yay!

date: March 30, 2006

Graphics - horrible, especially near the end
Style - Stick figures and Particle man, same old same old, gimme well-drawn characters already
Sound - Cuz I love the song (and anyone who doesn't, take the argument to They Might Be Giants, not a newgrounds review board)
Violence - Person man + frying pan = 1. It's the law.
Interactivity - You hit play...
Humor - Laughed my ass off when you used a blown up trunks for universe man, because it was so stupid!

Score: 3

"Needs work"

submission: Ostrich Jump 2

date: March 29, 2006

Little too slow in the beginning, the ostrich is poorly done, the song gets annoying, and some text gets cut off in spots.

Score: 10

"Negative 1 for adding Chuck"

submission: The Ultimate Showdown

date: March 24, 2006

+100000 for kicking his ass

Score: 2

"about as sketchy as the drawing"

submission: Zombie Survival Training

date: March 24, 2006

You've already been told this, don't submit broken "test" versions. As for the game, level 4 is way too fast to react, slow it up.

Score: 7

"Cheat doesn't work"

submission: Sleepless Knight: Part 2

date: March 20, 2006

the 999 coin cheat doesn't work, after you enter it you just start with 0 anyway.